25 random things

1. I don`t like people, who wake up in the morning with a good mood.

2. I am too stupid for Facebook. I f*cking hate the site, should be named Assbook.

3. Sleeping less than 8 hours a day is a waste of life, sleeping is the best invention after eating.

4. Beyonce Knowles shall never dance in a swimsuit and high heels again, Obama please promise me that!

5. I love my sixpackprotector. That's why I have one (yeah, and because I'm lazy like hell)

6. I don't like bread and live in the country full of bread lovers, they eat this stuff all day long, and bread shouldn't be even warm. BTW, my friends an me don't like Subway. We don't like to pay for bread.

7. The only reason, why I like cantonese people is because they know how to make dim sum.

8. I like to see women being beaten up with a fist in movies.

9. It's kinda easy to read my mind, most the time there is nothing in it.

10. Madonna should die immediately, i cannot stand it any longer to see her face in the media... should reinvent herself in being dead.

11. Edison Chen would be my hero, if he had some skills in fixing notebooks.

12. I think it's time for the first official chinese James Bond.

13. Jason Statham rulz, und everybody should know that.

14. If I had the opportunity to be Arnold Schwarzenegger for one day, I guess I couldn't stop laughing for 24 hours 'cause of the stupid accent, I would say silly things all the time and record them.... and maybe bone his wife while saying stupid things... (common Mariah I brezel ju like no aza, jaaaa, jaaaaa)

15. David Beckham knows nothing 'bout fashion and is noooo fashion icon, he is a stupid baller who wears the clothes his skinny alienlike wife buys for him.

16. I have still no idea why Bananarama was successful. Do you?

17. My favorite phrases of Futurama: Domo arrigato Mr Roboto!

18. Amy Whinehouse looks like a rat, she could play a whitch in any Harry Potter Movie without Make Up.

19. Being late is a privilege I'm giving myself.

20. Dancing is fun and it is fun to watch german males move their hips.

21. I know the first name of McGyver.

22. I have to admit now, I am a male and NOT a STAR WARS fan. Star Wars is silly, Star Wars is boring and Mark Hamill sucks.

23. Without a GPS I am completely lost, I wonder how I could find the way home all time before.

24. I cannot trust hairstylists whose own haircut looks like a bird's nest (or the famous Fanta Cut, for those wo remember the commercial)

25. No coke? No thanks!