Terminator 4 and ... me

Oh my gosh,

just watched TERMINATOR 4 in the cinema, and first of all, the movie rocks!!!!
9 out of 10!!! Great actors, great action and great story, great story?

Hmmm....
on my way home I had some time to review the movie, so
(WARNING.... the following text may contain some spoilers!)
in my point of view I figured out, that the movie was kind of senseless, not as senseless as The Transporter 3 though, but like in THE TRANSPORTER 3... if the characters and organisations would act just a little bit more like people and organisations in real life.... the whole plot would be unnecessary...

WHY? I tell you why:

If I were the head of SKYNET,
I would invest maybe 5 minutes more time to program my fucking Terminator properly, and it doesn't matter if it is the T 600, the T 800 or even the T 1000, ...

Even today it would be possible to add some lines or replace some lines in the program code (turbo pascal, basic, C++ or whatsoever...)

All Terminators seem to be programmed like this (fyi - I am no IT specialist an have no real skills in programming, so I don't want to see anybody complaining bout the following lines)"

10 If meet "John Connor"
20 then throw around "John Connor"
30 if "John Connor" runs away
40 then follow slowly "John Connor"
50 If "John Connor" resists
60 then goto 20
70 If 20 doesn't work
then try to punch "John Connor"..... very slowly

The Terminators have more power than Hulk (Hogan) and are just capable of this?

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH

Would it be that complicated to program a Terminator like this?:

10 If see "John Connor"

20 then punch "John Connor" a fucking hole in the head of "John Connor".... immediately

30 END

This would even spare some space on the harddisk.

Ok, I admit, SKYNET has some problems to identify John Connor.... so they programmed an infiltrating Cyborg, that's fine, but!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't have SKYNET any skills to invest some time to program more than ONE FUCKING goal? Just infiltrating???? OK, it is a prototype, but it shouldn't be that difficult to add some goals but obviously it was programmed like this:

10 Infiltrate "restistance"

20 lead "John Connor" to SKYNET BASE (errr by the way, bad idea), and let some T 800 finish him off, in the basic Terminator style (throwing people around and stuff -.-)

30 end


My version would look like this, and yes, I'm a fucking genius and would have won the war for skynet for sure.... Kygsie for president!!:

10 Infiltrate "resistance"

20 if meet by coincidence "John Connor" or / and "Kyle Reese (John Connor's father)"

30 then punch a fucking hole in the head of "John Connor" or / and "Kyle Reese"..... immediatly

40 end

What's the bottom line?
In my opinion one fact is certain: SKYNET must be a filipino organisation! The terminators walk very very slowly.... that's the reason why they never catch John Connor, they are always too late.... filipino Terminators...
And if SKYNET was an american organisation, wouldn't they be at least be able to come up with a cyborg WITHOUT an austrian accent?
... if SKYNET was a chinese organisation, the Terminators at least would have some martial arts skills... and could jump right in the face of John Connor instead of throwing him around like a sack of rice.


Anyways, McG actually has some directing skills.... fyi, McG is the guy who brought us not just the masterpiece Charlie's Angels, he even brought us Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle, yeah...... that teaches us.... there is always hope (wahaha, Aragorn said this as well, but he didn't refer to McG)

25 random things

1. I don`t like people, who wake up in the morning with a good mood.

2. I am too stupid for Facebook. I f*cking hate the site, should be named Assbook.

3. Sleeping less than 8 hours a day is a waste of life, sleeping is the best invention after eating.

4. Beyonce Knowles shall never dance in a swimsuit and high heels again, Obama please promise me that!

5. I love my sixpackprotector. That's why I have one (yeah, and because I'm lazy like hell)

6. I don't like bread and live in the country full of bread lovers, they eat this stuff all day long, and bread shouldn't be even warm. BTW, my friends an me don't like Subway. We don't like to pay for bread.

7. The only reason, why I like cantonese people is because they know how to make dim sum.

8. I like to see women being beaten up with a fist in movies.

9. It's kinda easy to read my mind, most the time there is nothing in it.

10. Madonna should die immediately, i cannot stand it any longer to see her face in the media... should reinvent herself in being dead.

11. Edison Chen would be my hero, if he had some skills in fixing notebooks.

12. I think it's time for the first official chinese James Bond.

13. Jason Statham rulz, und everybody should know that.

14. If I had the opportunity to be Arnold Schwarzenegger for one day, I guess I couldn't stop laughing for 24 hours 'cause of the stupid accent, I would say silly things all the time and record them.... and maybe bone his wife while saying stupid things... (common Mariah I brezel ju like no aza, jaaaa, jaaaaa)

15. David Beckham knows nothing 'bout fashion and is noooo fashion icon, he is a stupid baller who wears the clothes his skinny alienlike wife buys for him.

16. I have still no idea why Bananarama was successful. Do you?

17. My favorite phrases of Futurama: Domo arrigato Mr Roboto!

18. Amy Whinehouse looks like a rat, she could play a whitch in any Harry Potter Movie without Make Up.

19. Being late is a privilege I'm giving myself.

20. Dancing is fun and it is fun to watch german males move their hips.

21. I know the first name of McGyver.

22. I have to admit now, I am a male and NOT a STAR WARS fan. Star Wars is silly, Star Wars is boring and Mark Hamill sucks.

23. Without a GPS I am completely lost, I wonder how I could find the way home all time before.

24. I cannot trust hairstylists whose own haircut looks like a bird's nest (or the famous Fanta Cut, for those wo remember the commercial)

25. No coke? No thanks!